Enlarge your breasts two cup sizes in 90 days with our new, amazing breast growth tablets. There is no pain. No greasy lotions to stain your clothes. You don’t have to suffer the embarrassment of getting caught while rubbing some cream on your breasts that must be applied six times a day. No dangerous chemicals to mix. And best of all – there are absolutely no side effects.
Just larger, fuller, firm, voluptuous, and sexy breasts. Like you always dreamed about.
Your friends in Scottsdale, Phoenix, Glendale, Mesa and even Chandler and Gilbert will be astonished at the new, improved shapely You but no one will know your secret but You! And it’s permanent (provided you continue with my inexpensive maintenance pack).
No! No! No! No! You don’t want those fake, manufactured things in YOUR body!
Plastic surgeons will be outraged … but you can laugh, look great and not have to pay those exorbitant surgical fees. And best of all: avoid surgery!
How is this possible?
It can’t be true, can it?
I, myself, never thought it possible that some rare and exotic herb could have such beneficial effects. Being highly skeptical, I hiked deep into a remote region of the Amazon to visit a primitive tribe I heard about where all the women were at least a “D” cup. Even more amazing, as I subsequently learned, was that their breasts remained firm and youthful well into their 50’s – even after several pregnancies and breast feeding.
What is their “secret”?
The answer is a diet rich in a leafy plant that only the women eat. It’s an herb that is found nowhere else on the planet.
So if you want your breasts to grow bigger the natural way, without the risks and pain of breast augmentation surgery, you don’t have to go to the Amazon rainforest to obtain this amazing herb. I’ve brought it back for you in my safe, all natural proprietary formulation.
So hurry now and take advantage of this introductory, discounted limited time offer! You can get 100 of these amazing, patented breast pills for the easy low price of $89.99 plus S & H. And for the first 1000 callers, I will throw in a second bottle at no charge. You just pay the additional S & H.
To place your order now, just call 800-TIT-PILLS (or 800-848-7455). Operators are standing by 24 hours a day.
If you call in the next 60 minutes, we will include for free in your order, 25 tablets for your man that contain another tropical herb that will help to further extend his interest in you …
Do you really believe advertisements like this touting incredible pills, tablet, or lotions guaranteed to enlarge your breasts or your man’s manhood?
Hopefully not, as they don’t exist!
These scams only serve to enlarge the bank accounts of the con artists promoting their quack medications and formulations. As the old adage goes: “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.”
If you would like some information on the real thing, breast augmentation surgery, or for any other plastic surgery procedure that I perform or to schedule a consultation with me, please call my office at 480-451-3000.
Steven H. Turkeltaub, M.D. P.C.
Scottsdale and Phoenix, Arizona